While you hate bugs ! We love em ! Heck they pay our bills, while living rent free at your place !
We have been exterminating bugs for as long as we can remember. We spray, We bait, We even fumi-friggin-gate
All kidding aside we enjoy what we do, each job is a challenge and we love it. We always play it safe, with the chemicals around the house, so the pets n kiddos don’t get sick. We clean up after ourselves and you won’t even know we were there except you wont have any more BUGS !!!
We obviously start out with the ole’ initial consultation, then we will prepare a game plan. Have you sign off on it, then we are off to the flea circus ! oh wait We mean “to work” and gettin rid of your insect or rodent problem.
Well It kind of goes without saying, we want to be the best damn pest control company in the world ! So why not hire us and see how easy it is ?
To help keep our clients past, present, and future free of bugs and other creepy crawlers. That may be spreading sickness or disease. We only wanna help 🙂
“Most” inspection fees are removed from the job quote when you hire us.. And TBH who doesn’t ? pffft were the best !
Wam bam thank you mam ! We will get to work as soon as you say ” Here’s ya damn Money! ” NO NO just kiddin, But are we ?
This kind of goes with out saying, Heck if we weren’t friendly and fun how the heck would we like to be picking up bugs all day.. Especially out of your house????
Yeah yeah that too..
You win some ya lose some. Maybe 3 maybe 5 stars depends on how we are feeling that day.
We guarantee the bugs will be gone for as long as we are there. And maybe a bit longer. We can go over our guarantee at your consultation. It is to special to talk about online !
We believe half heartedly in this statement. Maybe its the other way around ? You pay more for shoddy service ? IDK ??
For Emergency Service (as long as we are logged into our email)
BOOM !! That’s how we roll, we will get them pesky critters out lickity split and leave your house feeling like you can finally walk around barefoot again !
This isn’t really us, We aren’t good looking enough to be featured on a website. But believe us when we say, you wont swipe left 😉
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